99 random things about me

(sorted randomly, to ensure pure chaos)

  1. I started working in 2015 as a content writer at a marketing agency.
  2. I built a few blogs and social pages starting in 2013—which really helped me get my first job.
  3. I was stuck with the idea of “location-independent lifestyle” in 2012. And I continue to hold it close to my heart.
  4. Yaro Starak and Darren Rowse had a huge influence on my early years of blogging. They’re the OGs!
  5. I started a news website. At peak, it got around 15,000 views a day.
  6. I even once created an Upworthy-style site. With the concept of also creating fictional characters.
  7. You Can Win” is the first book I read from start to finish. Back in my school days. I raged bought that after a terrible math exam.
  8. I am a college dropout.
  9. I once had a blog on Bitcoin. Some site ranked it among the top 100 crypto blogs on the internet.
  10. I don’t like traveling. I don’t care about it.
  11. But I do want to travel to New Zealand. And live there for a while. Someday.
  12. I started Spell Out Marketing in 2016.
  13. I sucked at studies.
  14. John Green’s “Paper Town” is one of my fav books. Because of the feels I felt at the time. Love this quote from the book: “It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.
  15. I’ve read all the Harry Potter books. Except for the Goblet of Fire.
  16. I once unmatched someone on Tinder because they didn’t like Harry Potter.
  17. Half-Blood Prince is my absolute favorite. They deleted this scene from the movie, and I treat it as a crime.
  18. Economics and Math used to be my fav subjects. I can’t remember shit now.
  19. I suck at sales.
  20. I don’t know how to drive. I am scared I’ll drive over someone and fuck their life. And mine.
  21. I was born in Jamshedpur, India.
  22. I live in Kolkata, India.
  23. Between the ages of 8 and 15, I wanted to be a professional wrestler.
  24. I am very frugal.
  25. And that’s because I was grossly underpaid for a large part of my early career. I feel sad looking back, but I liked the people I worked with, so…
  26. 2019 was the worst year for me. And 2020.
  27. This was my first ever phone, but minus the front camera.
  28. Italian is my favorite chess opening.
  29. I am Gandhian.
  30. There’s this reporter/correspondent: Isobel Yeung. I wish I could be as badass as her.
  31. I’ve followed Gary Vaynerchuk for almost a decade now. And some of the things he talks about have had a profound impact on how I think. Be it being kind to people, having empathy, never blaming, and taking 100% accountability for everything that’s bad in my life.
  32. Coldplay makes me happy. A lot.
  33. I’ve watched “Her(the movie) about 17 times. 
  34. If you’re reading this, I am 100% certain that I am curious about your story. And I’d love to hear. Want to talk?
  35. I am not a foodie. I don’t enjoy eating as much as I should. (Exception: dosa and litti)
  36. I don’t eat ice cream, chocolate (unless 99% cocoa), or anything sweet.
  37. I have completely eliminated sugar from my diet starting Jan 1st, 2024.
  38. I think Chris Evans is the most handsome man on the planet. I am straight.
  39. Reddit’s my favorite. It’s where I doomscroll sometimes.
  40. I meditate.
  41. I left my last full-time job in 2023 because of a toxic VP.
  42. I love velvet. I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
  43. I like walking. I once walked for six hours straight in a crowded city. For no reason. When I could have easily taken the bus.
  44. I don’t drink tea or coffee or cold drinks.
  45. I want to own a library.
  46. I can’t swim. And I am scared of rivers and lakes. What if I trip and drown?
  47. I have a secret collection of motivational quotes that I’ve never shared because they’re too cheesy.
  48. I once wrote content for a client who sold adult toys. You know, the passion products. 
  49. I’ve never seen Star Wars. At this point, I am too afraid to start.
  50. I think Community is better than The Office. But I love them both.
  51. I like Twilight movies.
  52. Choosing a font and color palette for IG images is among my life’s most frustrating experiences.
  53. I refuse to wear a suit. Never.
  54. I have written more than 10 million words to date. 
  55. During my peak agency days, I’d write 3500 words on average every day. My best day score is 5,700 words.
  56. I am a straightedge.
  57. I’ve never understood the appeal of partying and clubbing and “going out.” Why?
  58. I think about death a lot.
  59. I feel sad when I think about so many people I’ve spent hours and hours talking to. And we don’t talk anymore. 
  60. I also believe nostalgia is the worst emotion.
  61. It took me 14 months to get over my ex.
  62. I don’t know how to play rock-paper-scissor.
  63. I think Comet is the best movie of all time.
  64. If I am not listening to music, I can’t work.
  65. I am a pescatarian.
  66. I had an Orkut account in 2007(?). And even a Friendster account if I recall well. And then Google Plus.
  67. There was a time when I was addicted to chess. 
  68. My dream is to create a newsletter that only gets sent during full moons.
  69. I am low-key scared of turning 30, which is happening soon.
  70. I have a crush on Zoey Deutch (I am pretty sure I can’t pronounce that surname correctly). And that girl from Delhi on LinkedIn.
  71. I started full-time freelancing in June 2023. It was only a year later did I start treating it as a business.
  72. I think backlinks will become less and less important to the point that they don’t matter.
  73. There was a year when I’d pick random but known companies, pretend I was their CMO, and create their marketing strategy. I studied 50+ brands extensively. I loved the exercise and it helped me a lot in becoming a better marketer.
  74. I believe 98% of marketing, freelancing, and writing courses are complete BS.
  75. I’ve never met a deadline I couldn’t make more stressful than necessary.
  76. My most cherished childhood memory is living in a house with my grandparents and sleeping under the moon in summers.
  77. My most productive hours are between 1 AM and 4 AM.
  78. I want to work with ConvertKit/Kit. They look like one of the finest orgs out there.
  79. Every five years, I write a letter to my five-year-future self. The last one I wrote was in 2020.
  80. I believe every marketing department should be led by content-first leaders.
  81. I think humor and nostalgia are the two most under-tapped emotions in marketing, and they can make almost every campaign a massive success.
  82. I think the amount of hate “hustle” gets is unjustified.
  83. I think Taylor Swift’s “Lover” album is so underrated.
  84. I send long messages. And I am very slow at texting.
  85. I am afraid I’ll end up with a lot of regrets if I live to be 50.
  86. My biggest personal and professional strength is to look at others and learn what not to do.
  87. Paul Walker’s passing was one of the worst celebrity deaths for me. It broke my heart.
  88. You can’t name me one rom-com movie that I haven’t watched.
  89. I have a well-put idea for a fiction book. I want to author it. Someday.
  90. I sleep very less on the weekdays. And I know for sure it’s going to fuck my health in my 30s and 40s.
  91. I am not a fan of planning stuff. I get anxious the closer I get to that planned event. I love spontaneity.
  92. I believe the internet democratized opportunities but also created new hierarchies.
  93. My toxic trait is to think I can remain calm and look cool on camera during a jump scare.
  94. I want to watch horror shows and movies. But I can’t. Because, well… There’s a scene from The Haunting of Hill House that still gives me creeps. And I watched that show two years ago.
  95. I don’t like taking pictures or recording videos. I don’t want to capture moments that will inevitably stir nostalgia in the future.
  96. I once joined a company and left the next day because they wanted me to install software that’d track my activities.
  97. I am the most health-conscious unhealthy person. I have not one active bone in my body at this point. 
  98. I have an irrational fear of awkward pauses and silence in conversations.
  99. I’ve developed a sophisticated system for overthinking simple problems.